January 24, 2005
I learned how to play the tuba today. And by, "play the tuba" I mean, make poop statues of your sister that I can use in my fantasies. --BudE

January 25, 2005
Please pick up the following: coffee filters, 9 boxes of Sudafed, Drano, break fluid, ether, iodine crystals and lighther fluid. Doin' a "project" --BudE

January 26, 2005
I just "drained the vein." And when I say that, I mean that I literally drained all my blood from my vein on your bed spread. Don't worry, I licked it up.--BudE Can you take me to Churplotele so I can stick my poop in the lettuce? --BudE