March 2002
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March 1, 2002
In the world of Bewitched, if Darren #1 met Darren #2, would a hypothetical question be far off? E-Mail.

March 2, 2002
While on the streets of our major cities, if a homeless man offers you the chance to "Smell me for a dollar?" I recommend you pass the opportunity up. E-Mail.

March 3, 2002
Right now in Indiana it is so cold that not only are my fingers numb, but I can't think of a proper punch line. E-Mail.

March 4, 2002
At this very moment, fellow Daily Journal writer Roger Shuman is being frisked by Federal airline employee Gus Tucker. Gus is thankful that even though he's spent lots of time in jail for stalking, peeping in windows, and urinating in public, a grandfather clause allowed him to remain employed as a federal employee where he gets to touch really high on the thighs of the members of the public. Enjoy your pat-down, Mr. Shuman! E-Mail.

March 5, 2002
As a child I was a fan of "That's Incredible!" but it was a troubled childhood due to the conception that Fran Tarkenton was actually my Aunt Fran on stilts and that she was sending me secret messages throughout the show. Thanks, dad. E-Mail.

March 6, 2002
I've got a headache THIS BIG and it's got Fran Drescher written all over it. E-Mail.

March 7, 2002
Every schoolchild worth his weight in Seuss books knows the story of fuzzy-wuzzy, the bear with no hair. The truth of the matter is fuzzy-wuzzy was a drunk and would let people shave parts of his body for drinks. E-Mail.

March 8, 2002
Silly putty is not very silly. It's more like "Amusing Putty." E-Mail.

March 9, 2002
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March 29, 2002
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March 30, 2002
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March 31, 2002
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