Inserting Pictures
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: Absolute Affirmation--Radio 4
Inserting pictures with Tripod's blogger is as easy as this...



Inserting a wheel of cheese doesn't seem to be an option.

Office Wigs
Now Playing: Solitaire
All the guys in the office recently decided that in order to foster greater unity, we should wear the same wigs. However, a fist fight broke out because the sales guys demanded we wear Revolutionary War era wigs and those of us in Marketing are insisting on something from the Raquel Welch Collection.

Bar Exam
Mood:  smelly
Now Playing: Sounds like a Hoover vacuum cleaner
My cousin decided to take the bar exam recently--just out of the blue. As it turns out, this "bar exam" is not administered in any of the bars that he's visited.

Typos to Scientific Theorems
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Somebody Loves You -- Phil Keaggy
During a recent instant messaging conversation I was having with a friend the other day, a strange typo occured--at least, we thougth it was a typo. Instead of typing the word, "hiding," Brian typed, "hin=ding." I'm no mathemetician, but curiousity got the best of me and I ran some tests. As it turns out, "hin" does, indeed, equal "ding." Who would have known?

Screw it---we're going to a blog
Now Playing: All We Have is Now--The Flaming Lips
After many hours of boring deliberations, we've decided to join the rest of the world and turn TDJ into a blog. We've been doing this for MANY, MANY years so you young blog whipper-snappers can just kiss our gravy boats. If you have any questions or complaints, please keep them to yourself. Life is so much better that way. And now...enjoy!