Blogging Is So Easy
Mood:
surprised
Now Playing: Thumbelina Farewell--Ron Sexsmith
Who would have thought that BLOGGING was so easy? For year's we've been doing it the old fashioned way with html, a rock and cornish game hens. I think you'll see greater regularlity from us TDJ folks--speaking of which, I'm headed to the lavatory right now...
...and thanks to this wireless connection, you're right here with me!
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My Great Great Uncle
Now Playing: Guster--All the Way Up to Heaven
Topic: diseases
It's a great honor to have a disease named after you. For instance, my great-great-uncle Fungal Warts was given this great honor.
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Traffic Reports
Mood:
caffeinated
Now Playing: the cowbell
Topic: traffic reports
I like to do things my own way. For instance, I listen to the traffic reports on the radio AFTER I get to work. That's how I roll!
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Inserting Pictures
Mood:
quizzical
Now Playing: Absolute Affirmation--Radio 4
Inserting pictures with Tripod's blogger is as easy as this...
Inserting a wheel of cheese doesn't seem to be an option.
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Updated: Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:04 PM EDT
Office Wigs
Now Playing: Solitaire
All the guys in the office recently decided that in order to foster greater unity, we should wear the same wigs. However, a fist fight broke out because the sales guys demanded we wear Revolutionary War era wigs and those of us in Marketing are insisting on something from the
Raquel Welch Collection.
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Updated: Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:47 AM EDT
Bar Exam
Mood:
smelly
Now Playing: Sounds like a Hoover vacuum cleaner
My cousin decided to take the bar exam recently--just out of the blue. As it turns out, this "bar exam" is not administered in any of the bars that he's visited.
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Updated: Wednesday, 12 April 2006 9:43 AM EDT
Typos to Scientific Theorems
Mood:
chatty
Now Playing: Somebody Loves You -- Phil Keaggy
During a recent instant messaging conversation I was having with a friend the other day, a strange typo occured--at least, we thougth it was a typo. Instead of typing the word, "hiding," Brian typed, "hin=ding." I'm no mathemetician, but curiousity got the best of me and I ran some tests. As it turns out, "hin" does, indeed, equal "ding." Who would have known?
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Screw it---we're going to a blog
Now Playing: All We Have is Now--The Flaming Lips
After many hours of boring deliberations, we've decided to join the rest of the world and turn TDJ into a blog. We've been doing this for MANY, MANY years so you young blog whipper-snappers can just kiss our gravy boats. If you have any questions or complaints, please keep them to yourself. Life is so much better that way. And now...enjoy!
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